Nine-Nine - The Brooklyn 99 Crisis
Welcome to NYC’s finest precinct!
The 99th is one of the most storied and impressive precincts in all of the NYPD.
The precinct...am I using the word precinct too much...AAANYWHO.
The nine-nine is full of intrigue, drama and glorious comedic potential. We solve crimes and kick butts just like every one of my childhood heroes. And heroes abound in the 99 as the precinct is home to (but not limited to) DUN DADADAAA:
Capt. Raymond “Master of Scowls” Holt,
Srg. Terry “Muscle Man” Jeffords,
Srg. Amy "Butt is Da Bomb" Santiago
Det. Charles "Full Boyle" Boyle,
Det. Rosa “I’ll cut you” Diaz, (she will)
Doug "The Pontiac Bandit" Judy...wait what the hell are you doing here? Get out!
...Anyway please come join our committee it’ll be super fun and if you managed to read any of this it means that no one proof-read it and isn’t that the greater issue here?
PREPARE FOR THE GREATEST THREE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE YOU ANIMALS!
Detective Jake “ladyhands” Peralta